Helloooo! Greetings! Top o’ the morning to you!
My Weird Brain roused me at the ripe old hour of 3:15 this morning. I told it to shut up.
It did not listen, friends.
So here I am, three hours later, with four loads of clean laundry, washed dishes, and a loaf of banana bread fresh out of the oven. My humble abode smells scrumptious, if if I do say so myself.
The crazies hypomanic tendencies do come with perks.
Truth be told, I’m quite surprised that My Weird Brain was up at the buttcrack of dawn this morning in light of the fact that last night was a big night for my small business. You see, in addition to teaching elementary school, I own my own stake in Rodan + Fields as an Independent Consultant.
Why, you ask? Here are my whys:
•It pays. In spades. My side hustle allows The Cherubs and me to indulge in little luxuries such as dinners out, vacation funds, and many of our wants in life that go beyond our basic needs.
•My paychecks provide my family and me with skincare that has been ranked #1…in quality and in sales…among premium brands in North America.
•It gives me the opportunity to change people’s lives by changing the condition of their skin. Acne? Wrinkles? Superdry skin? Sun spots and freckles? Forgetaboutit. R+F has a regimen for every type of skin.
•It’s fun, people. You don’t have to be a salesperson to work this biz. Heck, all I know how to do is instruct rugrats and turn a phrase on this silly little blog. So if I can do it? And have fun? So can you.
Think about that.
Done thinking? Allrigjtythen.
Anyway. Last night marked the culmination of a friendly little giveaway competition which I orchestrated. $80 worth of skincare, to be exact. The contestants solved a moderately challenging holiday logic puzzle, and from the field of correct answers, I spun a nifty virtual roulette wheel to randomly chose one as the winner.
Superfun. Superduperfun, indeed. I mean, how can anything involving limoncello, Christmas jammies, and a roulette wheel not be?
I revealed the puzzle solution as well as the winner via live video in my R+F Facebook group, and I had a blast doing it. Should you care…or even if you don’t…a link to the video is viewable at the end of this post. It’s about 12 minutes long what with the technical difficulties and verbal tangents.
What’s that, you say? Wishing you could win $80 worth of premium skincare?
Go to https://www.facebook.com/groups/suecoatesrf to join the group and view the puzzle at the top of the group page. Solve it, submit your answer in a comment on this post by 5 pm CST on Friday, 12.27.19, and THEN you may watch the video for the solution.
No cheating. Cheating is…well…for cheaters.
Consolation prize: Check out susancoates.myrandf.com and view all that R+F has to offer. If you’re not sure which products are for you, take this free, one minute quiz and let R+F figure it out for you. Should you care to order anything as a Preferred Customer, I’ll pay your one-time PC fee as well as rebate 20% of the pre-tax and shipping product total.
You’re welcome. Falalalalalalalalaaaa.
Without further ado, I humbly present my video. Click below, scoll a bit until you see an image of me in pigtails, and enjoy. xoxo
My life is like a spin cycle sometimes a steady easy spin other times it is spinning out of countrol with a mind of its own, just say
Same same. And that is how the title of my blog came to be. xo
Prancer, Dasher, Comet, Dancer, Rudolf, Blitzen, Donner, Cupid, Vixen!
Kyle, you’re entered! Thanks for playing! Winner to be chosen Friday, 12.27 @ 5 pm.
Prancer, Dasher, Comet, Dancer, Rudolf, Blitzen, Donner, Cupid, Vixen
David, you’re entered! Thanks for playing! Winner to be chosen Friday, 12.27 @ 5 pm.
Wayne Anderson:
Prancer, Dasher, Comet, Dancer, Rudolph, Blitzen, Donner, Cupid, Vixen
Entered, Wayne!