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The Almighty Grab Stone

By Sue · Comments (0) · January 25th, 2020

The text came in at precisely 3:28 am this morning.

Grabstone

The Grab Stone

And of course, My Weird Brain was wide awake at that moment.

So I read it:

“PRAY.”

That was it…but it spoke volumes. It was from a dear girlfriend and sister in Christ (did i just Jesus you? oh yes i did) who was evidently undergoing a crisis of sorts. When this girlfriend tells me to pray? I hit my knees faster than you can say Pete’s Your Bachelor.

What was I praying for? That wasn’t immediately clear. But I prayed nonetheless…for her and for her offspring, for their father and for his wife. I prayed over the whole mess that has tormented her for the past decade. And by the time I was finished, tears were streaming from my eyes and I was spent. I just knew, from past history, that the request signified something dreadful.

I texted her back: “DONE.” And I waited.

The story slowly unfurled via choppy texts over the next hour, which signified that she wasn’t at a location that enabled her to speak on the phone. The story was, indeed, dreadful.

So I prayed some more.

And again? I prayed.

Several hours later, she found herself with a moment to talk, and so we did. We cried and pondered why and prayed and cried some more. My heart ached for her and for my own feeling of uselessness in this family situation. I asked with some trepidation, “What else can I do?”

“Ummm…you can have your Handy Man swing by and take a look at my drywall that needs repair. I’d do it myself but have absolutely no time for it.”

“Consider it done!” I replied with a new sense of purpose. “Can we come over while you’re not home today?”

“Sure,” she answered…and then she promptly dissolved into indistinguishably quiet sobs.

“How can we get in?” I pressed, praying (again) that I would be able to understand.

“The Grab Stone,” she croaked, so softly that she was barely audible.

My mind flitted here and there, conjuring up etherial images of a shiny grab stone in a secret location on the exterior of her house that, when rubbed just so, would grant the rubber with access to her abode. “OK…Where is the Grab Stone?” I asked with reverence befitting to the reference.

“Huh?” She choked. And then…silence.

And then? Chuckles, followed by guffaws, followed by belly laughs which made me envious that I wasn’t in on the joke.

“Grab Stone?” she echoed. And then, “I said garage code!”

Ooooooooohhhhh.

Realization and fits of laughter simultaneously washed over me. I chuckled. I guffawed. I snorted and howled.

And when our laughter subsided, we prayed in gratitude for laughter in the midst of crisis.

And for The Almighty Grab Stone.

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The Bachelor Virtual Viewing Party

By Sue · Comments (0) · January 3rd, 2020

I consider myself to be a woman of marginal to impeccable taste.

Peter the Pilot

Peter the Pilot

Truly, I do. On my “on” days, my humble abode is exquisitely decorated, I clothe myself in stylish apparel, and I cook deliciously nutritious meals for my loved ones and me.

And on my “off” days?

I lollygag on the sofa in my pjs, swilling beer, stuffing my gob with Pirate’s Booty, and watching The Bachelor on TV.

Oh, the humanity.

I do take heart in the knowledge that I am not alone. The Bachelor has millions of fans the world over…throngs who count the minutes until Monday evenings at 7 pm Central Standard Time before indulging in the train wreck that is arguably the most popular reality show on television. We…Bachelor Nation, that is…take great delight in following the escapades of The Bachelor, cheering for our favorite female contestants, hurling Pirate’s Booty at the screen when villainesses rear their coiffed heads, and generally hooting and hollering at the often ridiculous yet undeniably entertaining shenanigans that ensue for two hours each Monday.

Some go so far as to participate in Bachelor viewing parties. They gather at a girlfriend’s home to watch as a group and enjoy said shenanigans as a gaggle.

But not I. Nosirreeee.

To sure, I do host a viewing party of sorts, but it is a Virtual Viewing Party. *insert air quotes*

What is a Virtual Viewing Party, *again with the air quotes* you ask?

Well. Anywhere from half a dozen to a hundred or so guests hop onto my Facebook page while viewing The Bachelor and share out observations, commentary, and  general sass with one another in a thread of comments, photos, and GIFs (that’s Graphic Interchange Format to the layman or laywoman.) We hoot and holler and hurl Booty and have ourselves a fine time without leaving the comfort of our homes. There are even weekly prizes for the top commenters and a grand prize after the final rose ceremony.

It’s the place to be, friends.

Want in on the action?

Of course you do.

Click here to RSVP for this highly exclusive, weekly event. Everyone and their dog is invited.

Confused about how this event goes down? I’ll shoot a live video tutorial on The Spin Cycle Facebook page at 3 pm on Sunday, January 5 and break it down for you.

Invite friends! Bring snacks and cocktails! Wear your comfies!

See you soon, friends, for what promises to be the most dramatic…the most shocking…and the most entertaining season in Bachelor history.

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